i literally know nothing about roosterteeth or achievement hunters or whatever the fuck this man is from but from now on he’s my role model
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The author of my math book just decides to throw in pictures of his cats every so often through the chapters…
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with
i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth itHOLY SHIT OKAY
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just changed to a SUPER scary url for October!!
CENTURIES???
IMMORTALS????
I’m sensing a theme here.
Yeah, one word titles, AND ITS THROWING ME OFF
plurals, single words, and foreshadowing that fall out boy will never leave this earth
This is a photo of the best and worst purchase I have ever made in my life. It is a kotatsu. For those of you unfamiliar, a kotatsu is a Japanese heated table. The top of the table comes off, you put a blanket on in the cold seasons, and then put the table top back on. There are small space heaters underneath the whole table and when you stick your feet under there, it’s a toasty oven of pure bliss. It’s great on heating bills because I don’t turn on my heat, just my kotatsu. It’s the best and the worst purchase because it’s fucking awesome yet it’s so awesome I never want to leave the thing and end up missing school because who the fuck wants to get out from under a toasty oven of pure bliss? Not this bitch. My advice to you, is that you should totally get a kotatsu but only if you have the will power and self control to not get trapped under there. It’s so addicting, I even sleep under it sometimes…
i am so getting a kotatsu
I will own one…one day.
(Source: odinsblog)
(Source: incomparablyme)
